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LIVE A LIE PENNUUUH

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Penny kind of scares me, sometimes. o_o
She freakin' any of you guys out?
At all?
Ah, but man, if there is a God, Coon will end up marrying Penny and have lots of cute babies.

She is so super killer, I swear.
Her and Coon are perfect for each other.
AND, she wants desperately to be my friend.
I had talked with her on the phone before, and was kind of rude, because I could plainly see that she was rad, and I was jealous and worried about losing Coon to this new rival, and I wanted to hate her right off the bat. ( I mean, she died her eyebrows to match her hair. How do I compete with that?)

But the first time we actually met, she ran up to me, and grabbed my wrist and was dragging me to her car, and I was like...WTF?!
COON HALP YUR CRAZY BETCH IS KIDNAPPN MEEEH!
And Coon was like, "Babe, what the Hell?" And she said we were going to go shopping, then we were going to a club later on.
And Coon and Mitch were obviously alarmed, so they were all "Oh, we'll come too, then."
And she said, rather bossily, no, it was a special day out for just me and her, and I was like "Well, me and Metch had plans..."
And she goes "Well, cancel those mother-fuckers!"
And I was like, okay then.
I'm gonna git murdered for real.
And she told Mitch and Coon to just hang out and play nice, and we would be calling them every now and then.
At this point, I see Mitch and Coon look at each other at a sideways glance, and start shuffling their feet akwardly.
The funny thing is that Penny knows full well that Mitch and Coon don't get on well, and I instanly fall in love with her for this.
Respect meter at full capacity.

For the rest of the evening, we got a kick out of imagining them both just kinda sittin in the living room, being all akward and silent, playing video games and what have you.
Oh, how we both laughed.
You see, we are both bitches, she and I.
BUT WTFOMG.
Her apartment? It looks like a club kid paradise!
0A0
Are you listening Malin?
IT LOOKED LIKE LADY FUCKING GAGA HAD BABIES IN THERE AND THEN EXPLODED.
Needless to say we never did end up going shopping that evening.
I tried on at least 60 different outfits and most of them were corsets and tutus.
The picture above is roughly what she chose to wear, as best my memory serves.
I went kinda low key, in comparison, with a long dress-shirt thing that came down to my knees and had a tuxedo design on the front, and a really short pair of neon pink running shorts, and a pair of fishnets that had gems sewed on in strategic places, and big silver-painted combat boots.
She even let me wear her cherished antique top hat that had a real stuffed bird mounted on it!
:iconiloveyouplz:
I think...I might love her.
(I'm gettn strong yaoi-fangurl-vibes off her as well. XD)

We danced ourselves to near-death, and came back to find Mitch teaching Coon how to cook something that looked rather complicated.
How fucking adorable is that?
I was actually kind of surprised to find that Penny was even older than me.
She's 25!
XD

LOL, but I have yet to wash all this damn makeup off of me, and I know I'm supposed to be doing sum pitchurz for some of you, but please don't beat me! X_X
I'm still practicing so I can do good jobs for you.
And you know whut?
Fuck Photoshop.
Fuck it in the ass.
I'm having a blast working in MSPaint, and I even applied for a group for ppl who love it just like me!
:icondurrhurrplz:
Big deal, I know, but I have a residual slow-burning hate for Gimp, and it seems to be getting stoked every time I try to use it for even the simplest projects.
Anyway, I've yammered on enough.
It's almost time for bed.
I anticipate Mitch being either far more vicious and brutal in bed than usual, because he's jealous, and also as punishment (or so he thinks) for running off and leaving with some crazy bitch all evening, or, he'll be all gushy and lovey-dovey in an attempt to try and make sure that I'm still his betch and pretty much making it a dead giveaway that he's insecure about himself.
Isn't that cute?
He's all territorial and possesive with me, even after something so simple as a night away from him on his day off.
Well...
We are still newlyweds, I suppose.
:iconblushingplz:
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Angeltsuki-Dono's avatar
I love this x3 I love you, and now.... I just might have to love her xD

But sounds like you had a great time ;3 Don't let it stop you from having moer in the future :3